Showing posts with label Mother's Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mother's Day. Show all posts

Sunday, May 9, 2010

You know what kinda rhymes with Success? Mess.

So yeah... I'll try and sum up my Mother's Day BBQ for ya: 

*Dad's guacamole needed one more Serrano pepper, not THREE more - tomorrow should be interesting. 

*Zuhair's shorts were way too short - even funnier as he's a very leathery tanned and hairy Muslim. 

*Mom got a little tipsy on Corona and kept repeating with every fresh beer how she needed to watch 60 Minutes tonight. 

*My rosemary red potatoes were apparently just "OK" - aka nothing special.. aka probably could of enjoyed the day without them.. aka they suck, but the dog loved them. 

*Speaking of, my rottweiler gets more family love than I do - even though someone did pat me on the head at some point, but it's just not the same. 

Overall it really was a fine success.